Aw thank you, I may. I may.

I want toooooo I may I may

This was my first “boyfriend” really. Grade seven. We met through actually Anthony hahaha. The way he “asked me to be his girlfriend” is probably the most embarrassing story. He of course, asked me out on MSN and I signed online and offline saying “yes :)” okay I give you total permission to chirp me, I was 12 OKAY. Anyway, I remember we didn’t really kiss.. but I “promised” him a new years kiss, he was my first “make out” I love how every other sentence and words I’m putting in quotation marks. But, yes he was my first make out….. and then later that night I made out with my girl friend and some other guy (I dumped Tim that night) I was delusional and 12. And I didn’t kiss anyone for a full year after that one wacked out night. But we broke up and a week later he started dating my best friend and we just went down hill. We dated for a month, I don’t even think I classify him as my first boyfriend, I classify him as my first “boyfriend”.

Okay, this boy was one of the boys who got my knees weak. I was only in Grade 6 when I saw him. Added him on msn, talked on the phone, saw him at “White Oaks Dances”. I thought he was the hottest boy I had ever seen. The first time I saw him my knees literally melted. I really liked him, heck I was obsessed. He had curly brown hair, tan skin, just beautiful. (Then) We talked all the time, I even had the chance to make out with him once on a truth or dare (but I was square back then I was like I don’t feel good…. hahahah). Were still friends today, but he has changed. He isn’t the boy he was when I was in grade 6. We ended up making out once just for jokes in high school. No crush involved. But he was most def a boy I will never forget. Weak at the knees kinda crush. I will never forget just talking on the phone with him watching the O.C. and I was Summer (obviously) and him acting as if he was Seth.

Still haven’t ventured off to my high school boys yet. This is my Grade 5-7 crush. He had spikey blonde hair (LOL) and gorgeous blue eyes. He was a good looking boy. I remember making a wish in a wishing well “To get Dylan W. to like me”. Boy what a mistake that was! Be careful what you wish for… He became OBSESSED with me wouldn’t leave me alone was just in love with me. He was in love with me even in High School just so weird. We kissed and we danced and we hung out. I remember I kissed him so my friend would kiss her own boyfriend and he missed my face and I made fun of him. He is gangster now, goes to a different high school. Haven’t seen him since 9th grade. But girls… please… be careful what you wish for!!

He is for sure my little puppy love. I had a crush on this boy since I was like 4 until Grade 8. That’s a good 10 years. He was my neighbour (still is). We would hangout everyday. What we used to do is go on his sisters bed and kiss and count how many seconds we can kiss for. I remember when I was 7 we were at one of our neighbours house and be being a whore I told him to follow me and I took him up to one of the bunk beds I went on top of him pushed him down and went to lay a big fat one on him and then my brother walked in and yelled WHAT THE FUCK!!!!! Hahhahahaha. God Summer, can’t even keep it in your pants. I had the biggest crush on him all throughout elementary school. Just hating every single girl who ever he was dating at the time. He knew I was in “love” with him too. But when we were younger we would hold hands, kiss, just be the cutest couple you could ever think of. He was my best friend and neighbour. We don’t talk anymore. He dropped out of school, super hipster, don’t even know what hes doing right now I haven’t talked to him in well over a year. But he is my childhood sweetheart for sure. I’ll never forget him and our memories going ‘bmx biking’ and swimming in his pool, and kissing on his sister’s bed and his treehouse, walks in springbank park, trading pokemon cards, watching him play guitar, he was a big part of my life. I’ll miss him he was one of the biggest parts of my childhood. Maybe one day we will talk to each other again who knows. He lives just down the street, maybe we will talk maybe we won’t. I just hope he’s doing okay.

Kindergarten. Yes I am still in Kindergarten. I had a few puppy loves in my day. Rodney was the biggest hunk in Senior Kindergarten. He had brown hair and lovely brown eyes. I invited him over for a playdate, me being a slut I didn’t wear underwear and I did a somersault and he saw my vagina. Of course he giggled and me brushed it off like it was no biggy. We went swimming and I thought we hit it off great! Summer started and he didn’t show up in Grade One. I guess he moved away, but hopefully he wasn’t scarred from seeing a vagina way too early in life.